Hay Sofaia

I get random emails from people wanting to hire me for my awsome prowess. Today I got a request to be an expert and give advice on kasamba.com. I give my advice away. Nobody ever asks for it and I have never asked anyone to pay me for my unsolicited diatribes; maybe I should. "Sophia" is one of their "experts."



I figured I should start asking questions before giving advice.

"Sophia how '100%Accuret' can you possible be 'hear' when your mad psychic skill doesn't give you the ability to perceive that you can't spell?"

Nothin'

I just got hooked back up to the Internet today.

I got nothing.

Jenn and I have been too busy packing, moving, unpacking, cleaning, etc for me to think about much else. Consolidating two households into one is not as easy a task as it may sound.

Give me a day or three. I'm sure I'll start raving like a lunatic again.

Make My Day

Israel pursues Lebanon assault unchecked by US

Of course they are going unchecked. Duh! Does anyone honestly think that Geedub would point his addled finger at any of our "allies" doing exactly what he is doing?: conducting a pre-emptive strike in the name of national security.

Not unlike warring families where Johnny Prick gets in a fight with Jerry Bottom, and next thing you know the whole bunch of dicks and assholes are duking it out. It becomes a huge debacle with everyone too proud and stupid to back down. Each of the parties refusing to take shit from the other, but happy to smear it all over themselves.

Nobody is really concerned with the good of their own people, just a bunch of cocksure jerks itching for a fight.

Keep It Simple

I keep trying to get rid of my old cell phone. The buttons are temperamental and the headset works only when it feels like it but compared to the new one I got, it is a hell of a lot better.

The new one. . . phone, camera, games, blah blah blah
The old one. . . phone that's about it.

The new one reception. . . blows ass!
The old one reception. . . pretty damned good

The new one sound quality. . . great if you have been deaf your whole life and only recently started hearing sound
The old one sound quality. . . Clear as a bell

As a technology savvy adult I am supposed to embrace new things but geez industry gurus, cut me a break! My 6 year old Ericsson T39 can chew up this POS Samsung E635. Things are supposed to get better with technological advances; at least that is the theory anyway. Is there just too much shit shoved into these stupid things to make them worth their while anymore?

My next phone will be this one:

Crack Kills!

Crack found in foam on shuttle fuel tank

Why are people hiding crack at NASA? There's an old army phrase, "Smoke 'em if you got 'em." Were they saving their crack for later? Did they find a pipe too? Was this some kind of smuggling thing the astronauts have going on? Were they going to put it to use during their space walk?

Mr. Bush what happened to the war on drugs? Let's root out these crack heads at all levels!

Who's with me?