We fondly bid you adieu, John. Your hair shall remain a constant and enduring memory in our minds and hearts. I just wish I could get your damnable twangy voice from echoing in my head.
John Edwards
Presidential candidate: 2004-2004
Vice presidential candidate: 2004-2004
Resurrected from the dead: 2007
Dead again: 2008
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Poor poor John. Hair dressers across the nation are saddened at his sudden departure. Vidal Sassoon wept.
Dear Melissa,
Saddened? Maybe even suicidal.
XOXO
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