Tuesday, January 20, 2009

This Just in


Dick Cheney attended today's inauguration in a wheelchair after hurting his back.

Apparently to show sufficient servility to his lord -the dark master, Lucifer- he pulled a muscle while bending over backward to do some of Satan's final bidding.

I certainly hope Dick doesn't "accidentally" fall down some stairs or get in a horrible car accident as the door swings shut on this administration's behind.
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