Losers Backing Losers

McCain has just got that most successful woman, Carly Fiorina, to endorse him. Just because she is a woman does not mean this is the type of person you want to endorse you, John. Fiorina tried, rather valiantly, to bankrupt HP until the board of directors finally had enough and ousted her. By embracing her endorsement McCain continues to show what a fiscal imbecile he is.

Some of McCain's other ideas of good fiscal policy:
-Continued tax breaks for the wealthiest 5% (gotta love the trickle down)
-Free and unregulated commodity trading -including oil (speculation trading ='s high prices? Nah!)
-Corporate bailouts and tax breaks for mortgage lenders and petroleum companies but no help for individuals
-Continued financing of a $12 billion dollar a month war and a defense budget of over $700 billion a year meanwhile rejecting education spending and welfare spending that, combined, would amount to less than 1/3 of the total defense expenditures

What happened to the "fiscal conservatives?" Even the "tax and spend" democrats aren't that shortsighted.

I am a fiscal conservative.
If I don't have it, I don’t spend it.
What I do have I conserve as much as possible and save it just in case I need it for an emergency.

I don’t go and buy swamp land in Arizona or beach front property in Kansas or a war in Iraq for that matter.

Number Poo

The big news all over Europe for the last week is the broken toilet on the International Space Station.

Thank you shuttle astronauts for saving the bladders of the ISS crew. Although, I don’t really get the European concern. I ride the trains over here. That hole dropping straight down to the tracks below is not what I call a functioning toilet.

Hillary Does Monty Python

AMERICAN PUBLIC:
Bring out your dead
DEMOCRATS:
Here's one.
AMERICAN PUBLIC:
Ninepence, please.
HILLARY:
I'm not dead!
AMERICAN PUBLIC:
What?
DEMOCRATS:
Nothing. here's your ninepence.
HILLARY:
I'm not dead!
AMERICAN PUBLIC:
'Ere. She says she’s not dead!
DEMOCRATS:
Yes, she is.
HILLARY:
I'm not!
AMERICAN PUBLIC:
She isn't?
DEMOCRATS:
Well, she will be soon. She’s very ill.
HILLARY:
I'm getting better!
DEMOCRATS:
No, you're not. You'll be stone dead in a moment.
AMERICAN PUBLIC:
Oh, I can't take her like that. It's against regulations.
HILLARY:
I don't want to go on the cart!
DEMOCRATS:
Oh, don't be such a baby.
AMERICAN PUBLIC:
I can't take her.
HILLARY:
I feel fine!
DEMOCRATS:
Well, do us a favor.
AMERICAN PUBLIC:
I can't.
DEMOCRATS:
Well, can you hang around a couple of minutes? She won't be long.
AMERICAN PUBLIC:
No, I've got to go to the Republicans'. They've lost nine today.
DEMOCRATS:
Well, when's your next round?
AMERICAN PUBLIC:
Thursday.
HILLARY:
I think I'll go for a walk.
DEMOCRATS: (to Hillary)
You're not fooling anyone, you know. Look. Isn't there something you can do?
HILLARY: [singing]
I feel happy. I feel happy.
Democrats pull out the rule book and divvy up the Florida and Michigan delegates. . .

Regrets Were Made

No Publicity is bad publicity.

Well, as Barack Obama continues to emasculate himself for the sake of publicity I guess I disagree.

Grow a pair Barack! Your ex-pastor isn't saying anything black or white pastors (including Pat Robertson and Jerry Falwell) didn't say after Al-Qaeda carried out their attacks. So, why do you feel the need to cower in front of the press and apologize all over yourself for something someone else said/is saying?

Do I need to buy you an American flag lapel pin now too?

Wrath-if-i-cation

The earthquake in Illinois is a little warning to all you liberals out there.

God hates Barack Osama bin-bama and he isn't afraid to show you what will come if you vote for that senator who will go unnamed on this blog.

A little tremor in Illinois is just the start. Don't piss off the all-mighty. Vote McCain, or better yet Limbaugh or Coulter.

Untouchables

Anyone that honestly thinks that small town Americans are /NOT/ "bitter" or they don't "cling to guns or religion" is out of touch.

When was the last time Clinton or McCain had a conversation with anyone outside of Washington DC? I live in small town America, I see more NRA stickers and Jesus fish on cars than hub caps.

You tell me these folks aren't bitter about the state of the economy? They aren't bitter about the amount of family members killed in Iraq?

Wake up and come back to reality.

Itching for a Fight

I can’t see any reason that NATO would need to add new members. NATO is a military alliance and was created as a deterrent to the Soviet Union. Since there is no Soviet Union any more why do we still need NATO? Maybe there is a reason other than amassing extra troops for US aggression campaigns or pissing off Russia, but I don’t know.

. . . Can anyone help me out here?

Listen up!

Do yourself a favor. Take 38 minutes and listen to the whole speech, not the sound bites or the Rush Limbaugh versions.

Barack Obama's "A More Perfect Union" Speech

Cause and Effect

Is it just me or does anyone else find Rev. Jeremiah Wright’s comments less an invective of hate than those of pastor John Hagee? But, riddle me this, why does Obama have to distance himself from his pastor while John McCain actively pursued and now revels in the endorsement of the racist, sexist, homophobic, Zionist. Oh yeah… Obama and Wright are dangerous black men while McCain and Hagee are just old, fun loving, white guys.

To be fair, I haven't heard all the things Rev. Wright said (quite frankly 90% of what pastors espouse from the pulpit offends me) but what I have read and heard rings a lot more true than Hagee's comments on homosexuality, like: "I believe that the Hurricane Katrina was, in fact, the judgment of God against the city of New Orleans."

I continue to wonder, as I always do, what all those people in Kansas trailer parks must have done to incur god's judgment so much that he had to level them with tornadoes.

Pride Cummeth Before a Call Girl

So the question at this point is what about Spitzer’s wife?

Have you seen the guy? The pompous, arrogant, schmuck; have you seen him? I bet dimes on dollars she cherished those times he was sleeping in a hooker’s bed. She was stuck in a contract marriage with that yutz. Seeing him walk out the door every day had to invoke the sweet, sweet potential of a bus wreck. It just so happens he was hit by the number 9.

Congrats Ms. Spitzer you are now free to go and find a man that isn’t a complete and utter clone of that self righteous moron, Tipper Gore.

Hey Fundy!

Jesus obviously didn’t think Huckabee was a good candidate, why do you?