Jenn just bought a stack of Christmas cards from one of her students. I found it fairly amusing at first especially since I just threw away about 8 boxes of unused cards from previous years.
I say "amusing at first" since after a close examination of the cards I realized she screwed me. I have forever ranted about anthropomorphizing animals, treating animals better than humans and on the rare angry days I get on a tirade about animals standing in for someone's barren loins.
The cards are innocent enough until you see the personalized inscription. "Merry Christmas from the Ewings: Dustin, Jenn and Scrounge."
Ahh, that's why I love her. She knows how to make a liar out of me.
Happy Thanksgiving from Dirt and scrounge. . .
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Ha ha ha Dirt! Hmmm, maybe I'll go back now and add our kitten's names to our cards... nah, that's a bit obsessive, don't you think? wink*wink
BTW, cute cat...
Dear Laura,
Yes my little baby, schmaby is sooooo cute!! You should see the birthday present I got him. He loves it. A sweater too keep him warm and some nice insulated boots. For Christmas I am buying him some DVDs that I know he will like watching. My sweet little Cute-ums. . .
XOXO Dirt
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