Friday, September 15, 2006

Stop the Mexicans at the Border

I am with all the patriots and Minute Men on this one.

The Mexicans come into MY COUNTRY and steal all of the good dishwashing, housecleaning, and fruit picking jobs from able body Americans looking to make a great livable wage of $5.15 and hour. Now I find out that they are trying to steal our thunder by having the first known writing in the Western Hemisphere!!?

When will it stop? These peoples South of the border are troublesome. Mr Bush? Mr Cheney? Why, oh why, won't you make a real concerted effort to stop these people before they strike again? Just a couple of suggestions here:

-Maybe we could lower the minimum to something less appealing. That would disincentize them from coming here and stealing our good jobs.

-Maybe we could bomb the hell out of them and destroy these "historical artifacts," that would keep any more of these embarrassing discoveries from popping up.

I'm just looking out for the interests of all real Americans.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

are you serious? 5.15 is hardly a great wage. where do you live? if i could live off 5.15 id gladly move there!

DirtE said...

Dear anonymous
Are you serious?!!! Why, when I was a kid $5.15 was twice as much as any real man deserved and four times as much as any woman.

xoxo
Dirt

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