In the check out. . .
Guy number one is standing in line at the self checkout line and a second guy pushing a five year old kid in a cart maneuvers in front of the first guy. The first guy moved back in front of the second guy and then the second guy pushes his cart back in front of the 1st guy
Guy 1. Dude! There's a line!
Guy 2. I know and you just cut in it.
G1. You pushed your cart in front of me twice, are you blind?
G2. What ever! Way to be an asshole!
G1. Wow! Nice language. Way to set a good example for your boy.
. . . brief pause
G2. Way to be human, man!
G1. Thanks, maybe you'll get there someday.
G2. Well I'm way ahead of you.
G1. True, too bad it's all your weight.
Friday, June 29, 2007
Sunday, June 24, 2007
Oh the Pain
. . . DSL modem broke. Stop
No I-net at home. Stop
Yearly bone break yesterday. Stop
Big toe, spiral fracture. . . STOP!!!
No I-net at home. Stop
Yearly bone break yesterday. Stop
Big toe, spiral fracture. . . STOP!!!
Monday, June 11, 2007
My Way or the Highway
The arrogance of an idiot.
Contrast:
June 1, 1865
Abraham Lincoln. . . "we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain - - that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom - - and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth."
June 11, 2007
Gee Dub. . . "They can have their votes of no confidence, but it's not going to make the determination about who serves in my government."
Whose government is it again???
Contrast:
June 1, 1865
Abraham Lincoln. . . "we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain - - that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom - - and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth."
June 11, 2007
Gee Dub. . . "They can have their votes of no confidence, but it's not going to make the determination about who serves in my government."
Whose government is it again???
Thursday, June 07, 2007
Jesus Assists Young Girl’s Greed and the Ducks to Win the Stanley Cup
A girl found a 2+ carat diamond at a state park in Arkansas and described it this way:
"I was kind of praying to God. I was saying, 'I don't care if it's worth whatever it's worth, I don't care if it's a tiny little sliver of something, I just want something,'" Ruhter said. "Ten minutes later, I just found it."
That Jesus is so cool! I'm a greedy son of a bitch too, maybe he'll help me be a congressman.
As for the Stanley cup, Jesus had a choice to make. He chose wisely. Either he let the team from a country of freedom lovers (USA! USA! USA!) win or he let a team from Canada (aka Satan's playground) win. Jesus clearly likes the United States better.
In your face Canada!
"I was kind of praying to God. I was saying, 'I don't care if it's worth whatever it's worth, I don't care if it's a tiny little sliver of something, I just want something,'" Ruhter said. "Ten minutes later, I just found it."
That Jesus is so cool! I'm a greedy son of a bitch too, maybe he'll help me be a congressman.
As for the Stanley cup, Jesus had a choice to make. He chose wisely. Either he let the team from a country of freedom lovers (USA! USA! USA!) win or he let a team from Canada (aka Satan's playground) win. Jesus clearly likes the United States better.
In your face Canada!
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