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A Member of the Tolerance Team, That's Me!

I have a pretty low patience level for bad drivers. Making it worse are the ones that are driving like hell and their car is all dinged up. Throw a handicap sticker in the windshield and I am one dial mark from 11.

You drive like a moron, your car is beat and then you have to throw a sticker on your rearview mirror to advertise how you became handicapped in the first place!???

Excuses

PITTSBURGH (AP) — Pittsburgh police say a man wearing a bulletproof vest opened fire on officers during a domestic disturbance call, killing three of them. Friends said he recently had been upset about losing his job and that he feared the Obama administration was poised to ban guns.

Yeah, we wouldn't want to take away some muderous dickhead's gun, now would we?