gooder men

Good: of a favorable character or tendency

I think Geedub has a different definition of what "good" is than I do. Here are a few of the folks he has called good:

Shifty Eyed thug Carl Rove
Do nothing Prime Minister Nuri Al-Maliki
Poop headed meany John Bolton
Jerk face dead guy Ken Lay

And, most recently:
Alberto "Jurisprudence? We don’t need no stinking jurisprudence” Gonzales

Gimme Gimme

Russia is laying claim to vast oil reserves under the artic cap by planting a flag.

Seriously? Is that all it takes?

Anyone want to help me design my own flag? There is some stellar stuff at Home Depot I want to stake a claim on.

Please have all submissions to me by Sept 3rd. The winner receives some free stuff from Home Depot that I will claim on their behalf.