Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Hello Goodbye


We fondly bid you adieu, John. Your hair shall remain a constant and enduring memory in our minds and hearts. I just wish I could get your damnable twangy voice from echoing in my head.






John Edwards
Presidential candidate: 2004-2004
Vice presidential candidate: 2004-2004
Resurrected from the dead: 2007
Dead again: 2008

Monday, January 28, 2008

Stimulating

I for one am happy for the "bipartisan" economic stimulus package. There is nothing our country could use more than the tax break that will help funnel money into our economy and help bolster the foreign trade. With each dollar the American people gets back they will doubtless spend it to buy things from my country.

China is a great and strong country. We are proud that Mr. Bush and the Mr.'s and Mrs.'s in the US of A congress have decided to help us. Thank you Americans!

Sincerely
Mr. Xie Xuren
Minister of Finance, China

Friday, January 25, 2008

Polishing Turds

I loathe legacies. British royalty or American royalty it is all the same; some undeserving clown riding the coattails of their predecessor without any real validity to their position. To me it doesn't matter if it is the Bush family, the Romney family, or the Clintons.

Sure we knew the Clintons we a marriage of convenience to consolidate power but the transparency of the family ambition lately is just icky.

So my 2 cents?

Hey, Bill Clinton shut your fat trap and let your wife dig the democrats' grave by herself!

Thursday, January 17, 2008

Oh So Trashy!

When the landfills have been filled, what then?

I have always heard that Naples was a bit of a dump but seriously!?

Trash and the Mafia

Sunday, January 13, 2008

Pot and Kettles

The Reuters headline - Bush says Iran threat to world security.

Hmmm Call me crazy but I believe the amount of war related deaths in the last 8 years is a hair larger than the previous 8. That might have a little something to do with monkey boy's idea of what makes a threat.

Please, Jesus, Save Me from Myself!

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