I heard a report on the local nightly news about high school boys using Viagra. It took a few days before the shock of the newscast sunk in. The absurdity of it all. Let me back up and say that again, High school boys using Viagra.
What!??
Maybe they ain't growing 'em the way they used to.
Again, high school boys using Viagra!?
Was I the odd man out? Was I the only boy in high school walking around with a perpetual boner? If Shelly walked within ten feet of me I had a stiffy. If I so much as caught a whiff of women's perfume I'd be walking funny for hours. I won't even begin to describe what would happen if some girl accidentally made physical contact with me. . . Ohhhhh!
High
School
Boys
Using
Viagra!?
What the hell has happened to our society when the result is that high school boys need help getting a hard on? There has got to be some reference to that in the book of Revelation. We are doomed.
2 comments:
I guess I don't get it. Who's the guy in the pic?
Dear Henri:
First let me say how proud I am that you do not recognize the douche bag from Creed. My rationale for his picture? Who better to represent the limp multitude of high school boys than the limp singer of a limp band?
XOXO
-Dirt
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