Thursday, April 06, 2006

Ice... the Devil's Work


I know Southerners have a reputation for being ignorant. . . but DAMN! This is the label off a package of prepared Okra. Do marketing companies really think that Southerners believe basic physics is "magic"?

. . . "Honey you best be getting out here, somebody done bewitched the pond. It's cold, and solid and. . . Sweetie. . . I'm scared them devil worshipers or maybe them Northern liberals used their magic and froze the dang thing."

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

as a southerner i don't know if i should laugh or cry about that

DirtE said...

I called around and apparently, as a Southerner, you shouldn't be able to read. But if you are reading this that theory is shot all to hell.

Hey, You aren't one of them marketing folk trying to fool me are you?

XOXO
Dirt

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