A girl found a 2+ carat diamond at a state park in Arkansas and described it this way:
"I was kind of praying to God. I was saying, 'I don't care if it's worth whatever it's worth, I don't care if it's a tiny little sliver of something, I just want something,'" Ruhter said. "Ten minutes later, I just found it."
That Jesus is so cool! I'm a greedy son of a bitch too, maybe he'll help me be a congressman.
As for the Stanley cup, Jesus had a choice to make. He chose wisely. Either he let the team from a country of freedom lovers (USA! USA! USA!) win or he let a team from Canada (aka Satan's playground) win. Jesus clearly likes the United States better.
In your face Canada!
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Jesus loves duck ass don't you know! No way is GOD going to let some Frenchy French socialists win a cup.
By the way Jesus wanted to weed my garden, so I paid him 10 buck for a 12 hour day and said scram or I'd call INS on his ass!
Love you always! kiss, kiss.
Dear Grouse. . .
Grouse - Ducks. Is there a winged connection there that we need to know about? One of the disciples perhaps?
Hey, if you do see Jesus again, let him know I left the rake in the back yard next to the wheel barrow.
XOXO Dirt
I'm a greedy son of a bitch too! Er, sorta. How much ransom is that Cup worth, in American?
Jesus hates Canada!
Dear Melissa,
Hmmm let’s see. If you take the metric conversion and add in the Canadian exchange, multiple that by the inverse square of the T-bond rate and compound that with. . . hold it what was the question again? Oh yeah Ransom, Great movie, before Mel's more prodigious anti-Semite rants.
XOXO Dirt
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