Hillary Does Monty Python

AMERICAN PUBLIC:
Bring out your dead
DEMOCRATS:
Here's one.
AMERICAN PUBLIC:
Ninepence, please.
HILLARY:
I'm not dead!
AMERICAN PUBLIC:
What?
DEMOCRATS:
Nothing. here's your ninepence.
HILLARY:
I'm not dead!
AMERICAN PUBLIC:
'Ere. She says she’s not dead!
DEMOCRATS:
Yes, she is.
HILLARY:
I'm not!
AMERICAN PUBLIC:
She isn't?
DEMOCRATS:
Well, she will be soon. She’s very ill.
HILLARY:
I'm getting better!
DEMOCRATS:
No, you're not. You'll be stone dead in a moment.
AMERICAN PUBLIC:
Oh, I can't take her like that. It's against regulations.
HILLARY:
I don't want to go on the cart!
DEMOCRATS:
Oh, don't be such a baby.
AMERICAN PUBLIC:
I can't take her.
HILLARY:
I feel fine!
DEMOCRATS:
Well, do us a favor.
AMERICAN PUBLIC:
I can't.
DEMOCRATS:
Well, can you hang around a couple of minutes? She won't be long.
AMERICAN PUBLIC:
No, I've got to go to the Republicans'. They've lost nine today.
DEMOCRATS:
Well, when's your next round?
AMERICAN PUBLIC:
Thursday.
HILLARY:
I think I'll go for a walk.
DEMOCRATS: (to Hillary)
You're not fooling anyone, you know. Look. Isn't there something you can do?
HILLARY: [singing]
I feel happy. I feel happy.
Democrats pull out the rule book and divvy up the Florida and Michigan delegates. . .