There hasn't been any water on my block for the better part of today.
Oh the agony!
So thirsty...
So stinky...
I guess I am going to have to brush my teeth with beer, again. I thought I killed that with my youthful indiscretions. Here's to resurrecting the dead.
Is this a conspiracy? Were bottled water sales down in my neighborhood?
Anyone want to let me shower at their house? I promise not to shed too much.
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My hair is all sticky uppity in the back, and not a single volunteer to let me use their shower. That's it folks... I'm wiping my sweaty pits on your door handles.
Have you showered yet? I've got a hose.
Thanks anonymous,
The water has returned but just on principle I am waiting til the New Year to shower.
What exactly are you purposing with the "hose?"
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