Thursday, May 11, 2006

Get Your Peeps on

I am glad that Bush denies spying infringes on privacy. Quite frankly I was wondering how long it was going to be before I could share my spycam picts of his twins with the rest of the world.

Oh yeah and those surveillance pictures I have of his shriveled Viagra laden Cheney, no privacy issue there either. . . Good!

Now, who wants me to listen to their phone conversations? No charge! And since it doesn't infringe on your privacy I will be happy to keep those records and share them with the rest of your family and friends.

How come the assholes in the Bush administration are the only ones that get to have secrets? Of course that is called "executive privilege" and is apparently something entirely different.

2 comments:

Laura said...

One & the same, Dirt... but don't worry, this is our little secret!

I enjoy reading your blog - and {gasp!} I agree with you once more, though I could care less if they listen to my phone conversations - desperate souls, if they have nothing better to do than listen to the rantings of a poor housewife! But good point - I don't want my calls broadcast to anyone else other than who I'm speaking with.

Geez, at this rate, you might convert me yet... maybe I better stop reading while I'm ahead! :) A democratic socialist Texan, whoda thunkit?

DirtE said...

Dear Laura;

I'm not sure if you realize it but this blog is monitored by Michael Hayden... your keywords, Texan, Democrat, and Socialist, are now in the NSA database. Expect a visit from the friendly men in sunglasses.

Best of luck at Gitmo

XOXO
Dirt

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