Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Vengence is Mine Sayeth the Lord

Television evangelist Falwell dies at 73

After all of his stupid comments about the World Trade Center, Hurricane Katrina, tornados and the like being god’s punishment for people accepting homosexuals, I wonder why god had to kill him?

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Because he falsely accused the Teletubbies of being gay. Everyone knows that Barney the dinosaur is the real homosexual. He's purple for crying out loud.

DirtE said...

Hi Melissa,

Do you think Tinky Winky and Barney might really be closeted evangelicals? Maybe they are hanging out with Ted Haggard and Jimmy Swaggart and the rest of the "boys."

XOXO dirt

Anonymous said...

I truly believe, yes. I BELIEEEEVE that James Dobson will take over as leader of the Immoral Majority, and start a conservative Christian holy civil war against the conservative Christian homosexual evangelicals. It will be crusader vs. crusader. Head for the hills!

Dobson could be in deep holy crapoly if Tinky Winky unleashes Jim Baker on Colorado Springs.

Wait a gotdamn minute! Which side does the biological weapon known as Jim Baker belong?

DirtE said...

Hi Melissa,
Hope this helps.
James Baker summary:
-Chief of Staff for Reagan
-Secretary of the Treasury from 1985 to 1988
-Secretary of State for President George H. W. Bush
-Fourth horseman of the apocalypse

Oh wait, you were talking Jim of Jim and Tammy fame, huh?

XOXO Dirt

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