Equal Protection

DirtE Co. a subsidiary of Dirt and Jenn, announced today that second quarter profits will not meet expectations. Said co-president DirtE; "The reasons for declining profits are not easy to track however, we expect that the required re-organization in the eating portion of our infrastructure and the resulting construction costs may have had an impact."

"Consider also the rising prices for gas and food as well as our expansion and future growth of company man-power scheduled for the fourth quarter of this year." Added co-president JennE.

As a result of the decline in profitability DirtE Co. will list financial write-downs. The write downs will affect investors as diverse as the US Student loan corporation, and the Mortgage investment bank.

. . . If only it were as easy for all of us private citizens to default on loans and financial obligations, without any ramifications, as it is for corporations.