Sunday, July 01, 2007

Shop 'til She Loves You

There are a shitload of Hummers driving around where we live. One passed me today with a bumper sticker that read "I'm not spoiled my husband just loves me."

WTF!??

I guess if her husband didn't love her she would probably still have those two black eyes and broken ribs but she'd be driving a Toyota.

Poor Jen I should really show her how much I care and go buy her something we don't need.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Nothing says love like a gas guzzling tank. But if he really loved her she'd be in a Rolls or a Maserati or a Ford Pinto.

DirtE said...

Dear Melissa;

Hmmm Pinto, thats the one with the fire hot ass, right?

XOXO
dirt

BBC said...

Yeah, WTF?

If they really love each other what else do they need?

BTW, Pinto's were good cars, they just got some bad press is all. I worked for Ford for many years, a lot of their cars had the gas tank in that location.

The T-Bird and Mustang for example. Even my Mercury Zephyr.

BBC said...

I've seen love living in alleys and dumpsters. But not so much in fancy homes, and I've worked in a lot of fancy homes. Interesting.

DirtE said...

Dear BBC,

Yep, that's is why I don't let my home get too fancy. It's all about post modern decay! - and love of course.

XOXO
dirt

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