. . . DSL modem broke. Stop
No I-net at home. Stop
Yearly bone break yesterday. Stop
Big toe, spiral fracture. . . STOP!!!
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Stop is right! Sorry to hear about the toe. The day after we got to Ohio I slammed my thumb in a car door. As it swelling up and getting purple Rachel actually said to me, "At least it isn't as bad as Dirt's."
I got lucky too because I didn't have to fish the keys out of my pocket with the opposite hand, I just reflexively jerked my hand back and it was able to pop free.
In better news though, sorry for the horrible delay, but Happy Anniversary to you two. :)
This sentence sounds bad enough IN context, but out of context.. sheesh!
"As it swelling up and getting purple Rachel actually said to me, 'At least it isn't as bad as Dirt's.'"
OUCH, not the big toe! I hurt just thinking about it. You can't walk when your big toe is achin'. Quick AMPUTATE.
Dear Matt,
I think Jenn has been spreading rumors about me again. Tell Rachel not to listen to her.
Dear Melissa
Thanks for the fine and productive thoughts. The amputation went well but now I keep falling over. Suggestions?
XOXO Dirt
Try carrying your wallet on the other side.
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